So I'm home for the Jewish New Year, and working to get Dr. Boy moved into the apartment at Another School today. Just a few thoughts as I'm Fucking Around In My Apartment and Not Getting Anything Done.
I love these umbrellas. If I weren't a) very picky about having umbrellas that auto-open and close, and b) already satisfied with a collection of umbrellas, I would go fucking nuts on this website. In spite of the shitty economy. Oh my word, the economy! Totally out of control, and 90% of my Facebook friends don't seem to get it. Oy vey - Americans can't read.
This is what is wrong with America - premade children's Halloween costumes. Now, look, I love Martha just as much as the next girl, and I'm doing calligraphy for a keg party, but COME ON! What the hell happened to letting your children be creative and imaginative? I once made a Pochahontas costume out of a very ugly 1970s mustard yellow pillow case. I'm sure I looked like an asshole, but I thought it was great, and it was. I get that everyone's busy, and everyone wants their kid to look great, and I'm not mad at you personally if you think a $70 hot dog costume is going to improve your kid's Halloween. Hell, I bought a hot dog costume for Bitty (doesn't fit, but the boys are putting up with the bee and lobster costumes very well, thank you). But, after a kid is big enough to scribble, I think it's time to start imagining and sending them out the door in cut up sheets and construction paper. And, if you must buy them premade, go to Target or Old Navy, and don't spend $90. Please.
Mostly I'm just mad because today it seems like the assholes get everything they want. I can't get into it here, but there is the girl, and I can't stand her, and today, she is getting everything. I. want. THBBBTTTTT!!!! I hope she gets nut cancer. Grumble.
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