Best. Day. EVER.

10. Tomorrow, I get to eat awesome Oprah Turkey Burgers that I've been obsessed with lately.

9. 2 chic colleagues grilled me about my fabulous new ring (thank you, PDP!), and grilled me on where I got my new coat (which was ON SALE!) Best part? It was the only coat like it in the store, so I'll be the only one wearing it. But, I thought I looked good, and now I know, I look guuuuuuuuuuuuud.

8. The first package had a book from my wish list, and the right bottle tops for my new siggs. The second, ca-lig-graph-ee supp-lies!!! And, finally, the answer to 2 shoe problems that I have been searching for for over 2 years. 20% off.

7. Thanks to my fabulous powers of persuasion, my idea for a new program at work is totally off the ground in record time, and I've got allies. Ha HAA!!! SUCK IT, ASSHOLE TEACHERS. Now, all I need is to do is pull this off. shit.

6. I have nearly defeated the evil Macy's identity theft demons. Very, very nearly. And, I found the cute swimsuit I wanted somewhere else, so I am never shopping at Macy's again.

5. So You Think You Can Dance finally starts TOMORROW!!!

4. I have tickets to see MY HUSBAND, the true love of my life, this Friday. Indiana. Fucking. Jones people. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Boyfriend will be permitted to attend with me so long as he doesn't talk.

3. Lala is going to get me in to see the Zapruder film. I have already promised not to touch it, lick it, or breathe on it. But I am TOTALLY going to test her reflexes by pretending to. And, by sending her photos of what looks like me defiling a precious piece of American history, but is in fact, me ransacking my old copy of Anne of Green Gables series on VHS. She's on a plane now people, because JEEBUS IS CALLING HER HOME. SEND HER HOME, JEEBUS. George Michael is playing in Dallas this summer (but, I'll get to that)

2. My terrible assistant has finally fucked up so badly that there's no getting out of it. The Boss is thinking of getting her out of my office. We have a meeting first thing. PLEASE JEEBUS MAKE HER LEAVE. And, now, there's no argument for making me work with her. So, even if she stays, I am done.

1. Archuleta. :D I literally skipped around the apartment. He seemed like a sweet little kid, and he looked great, and he's ot amazing pipes. Just no soul. Also, loved the new format with more of the contestants, more stars (George Michael!), and less fucking Seacrest. But, mostly, I'm just glad those 10 text messages paid off last night.