I Don't Have the Energy for a Funny Title

I'm a sponge for negativity. Why is this? Why must I absorb it, and not shake it off like everyone else?

This week, every. single. person. I. know. is in a shitty mood. Which makes me the sum total of shitty moods and makes everyone around me feel so much worse. I'm like the marshmallow in Ghostbusters II - you being unhappy makes me unhappy, and then I wreak havoc on the unsuspecting city.


I am out of people to snap at, out of ways to feel crappy, and over my limit for Excedrin.

Do yourself a favor. Don't call me. Save yourself the aggravation. And pity the poor bastards who are stuck with me.