Well, she's done it again. My mother has ruined Christmas before December's even begun.
We agreed that since we're all traveling to see each other, we'd limit our gift buying (I am an adult, after all. Need/want next to nothing). We agreed to exchange lists.
My mother has asked for a hand knit scarf (guess who doesn't knit?) and her favorite thing in the whole world, the candies that remind her of her deceased father and happy times spent with that miserable SOB, and since they "only cost a few dollars" she knows they'll be perfect and it's all she REALLY wants.
They stopped making them years ago. There is nothing close that I can find on the internet. So here we are, 11/29 and I've already failed at Christmas.
Can't. fucking. wait.
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Okay, this does sound a little like sabotage. Let me know if I can help with a candy search, because I have my sources. As for the scarf: Step 1) Etsy, Step 2) LIE!
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