Once upon a time, I was sitting on the couch watching Dr. Boy feed the cats. See, Madam feeds them in the morning, and Sir gets to do it at night.
He grabs a cat, pins him to the ground, and gets him to swallow a pill. He was very pleased with himself.
Except that it was the wrong fucking cat. Phat was hiding under the table, and poor Grumpy took Phat's pill. Cuz he's a good boy. Phat was thrilled.
Cats, 1. Dr. Boy, 0.
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