Somewhere, She's Laughing

I used to be a bitch. No, seriously, you think you know, but you are wrong. Unless you had the pleasure of knowing me in my teens (sorry, PDP & Ben), you have no idea. I mean whole-hearted, no-holds-barred BITCH.

Who did Buns & Abs of Steel to keep her perky parts, well, perky.

Now, those parts are just fat. So, I bought the videos. I remember the videos. And, I can't do it anymore. I'm lost on the 20 seconds of dance moves. And, the '6 easy segments' so you can do a quick workout or the whole thing? All '6 easy segments' that I would blow through a few times to really get into something tight? I can't do one. I have become the one of the fat asses I used to mock.

Fingers crossed that it still works. And, sore, tired body resting on the couch. Ouch.